The NAK (Act 1, Scene 1)

[Enter the Nak]


NAK: Sup Howdy, Neeya'z. Blog 1. So Im bummed that this piece of ass doesnt do image hosting and you have to host elsewhere and link. Thats a big lame. Oh fuckin well. I guess therell be more to come later.


Guy: Age/Sex check?


[NAK murders random fuck for interrupting him on his own god damned blog, for fucks sake]


NAK: Right then. See you next time pigfuckers, same place... for some good ole fashioned Cowboy Bebop.