No More Riding the Bus to the Old Member's Only™ Warehouse
Hola my Wesley Willis' - what's crackin? What's crackalackin? What's Lackacrackin? ... good day to you, sirs... How have you been since my last post?
Well that was... more of a rhetorical question, but...
I'm sorry to hear that and I'm sure that it's just like ... a temporary heat rash or something and will go away soon. Just to be safe though, you should tell that girl from the bar last night about it so you're on the same page there.
Anyway, I have wonderful news for all my fans. No longer does the Nak have to take public transportation to his photo shoots! You got that right. Next time a homeless guy is caught masturbating on the Metro bus, I won't be there to see it. By saving up the money I've made from 310 Photography, doing catalog work, fashion runway work, my latest motion picture appearance in Pepé's Cinco (and NOT gay porn), I was able to buy a new car.
Here's a poor quality picture of it. It's in poor lighting, is a bit grainy and looks like it was edited with Mattel's version of "My First Photoshop" or something, but hey... at least it's not gay porn.
You can see more about them here. I got the 3.5 SE
Perhaps now I can draw the attention of young women at shopping malls and such... instead of only drawing the attention of old hispanic men on the freeway on-ramp, who look like my grandpa but with a bushy mustache and are trying to sell me oranges, or roses, or oranges and roses, unless they're all sold out - in which case they are trying to sell me colorful rugs with old Looney Toones® characters on them.
Anyways I'm so excited about it that I thought I would share. Once I paint some decals and graphics on there - like a moon-walking Michael Jackson, a full-color Sonic the Hedgehog, some corporate logos (like the ads on those NASCAR rides), gay porn starring Mickey Avalon (because that's what he's all about), pink flames, my face in technicolor, and an airbrushed lesbian sex-scene on the hood - I'll be ready to hit the streets and some mailboxes and light-poles (cuz I'm half asian).
If you don't see another blog post from me by no later than Friday... just wait longer. See you next time.
Well that was... more of a rhetorical question, but...
I'm sorry to hear that and I'm sure that it's just like ... a temporary heat rash or something and will go away soon. Just to be safe though, you should tell that girl from the bar last night about it so you're on the same page there.
Anyway, I have wonderful news for all my fans. No longer does the Nak have to take public transportation to his photo shoots! You got that right. Next time a homeless guy is caught masturbating on the Metro bus, I won't be there to see it. By saving up the money I've made from 310 Photography, doing catalog work, fashion runway work, my latest motion picture appearance in Pepé's Cinco (and NOT gay porn), I was able to buy a new car.
Here's a poor quality picture of it. It's in poor lighting, is a bit grainy and looks like it was edited with Mattel's version of "My First Photoshop" or something, but hey... at least it's not gay porn.
You can see more about them here. I got the 3.5 SE
Perhaps now I can draw the attention of young women at shopping malls and such... instead of only drawing the attention of old hispanic men on the freeway on-ramp, who look like my grandpa but with a bushy mustache and are trying to sell me oranges, or roses, or oranges and roses, unless they're all sold out - in which case they are trying to sell me colorful rugs with old Looney Toones® characters on them.
Anyways I'm so excited about it that I thought I would share. Once I paint some decals and graphics on there - like a moon-walking Michael Jackson, a full-color Sonic the Hedgehog, some corporate logos (like the ads on those NASCAR rides), gay porn starring Mickey Avalon (because that's what he's all about), pink flames, my face in technicolor, and an airbrushed lesbian sex-scene on the hood - I'll be ready to hit the streets and some mailboxes and light-poles (cuz I'm half asian).
If you don't see another blog post from me by no later than Friday... just wait longer. See you next time.
posted by The Nak at 11:19 PM
2 Comments:
I knew when you became a high rolling male model you would forget about all us "average little people"... I'll never forget where I came from when I am at the top...sucka!
This is great info to know.
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