posted by The Nak at 11:29 PM
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Well according to a coworker I look like Saddam Hussein after they pulled him out of that cave in my OLD picture. Now I just look like a bad muthatrucka that u dont wanna fuck with. That just shows my modeling versatility. I can be a merman swimming through the gorgeous blue seas, or a monkey batting away bananas with cymbals. When Im not modeling for the hot new swimsuit calendar "Delicious Dudes of the Defense Industry, Daily" I can be found in the recording studio, making horrible horrible music. Soon enough my horrible music will be being created in Dr. Dre's studio "Record One", but for now itll have to be recorded in The Nak™s studio "The Apt." Im pretty into extreme unicycling, and Extreme Small-Wave Riding (I surf the south bay). Anyways if youre not an overweight child molestor looking for young men to fulfill your sexual fantasies with; Id love to continue talking about this conversation with you later. If you are... MarlonW is just what youre looking for. As they say- If the shoe fits, give her the shocker.
